Funny secrets, jokes and status messages

Top 10 Hilarious Movie Deaths

Top 10 Hilarious Movie Deaths

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing...

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

Three apples that changed the world - One seduced Eve,...

Three apples that changed the world - One seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, the third one was in the hands of Steve Jobs

For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status

For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status

A good friend is like a bra

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

Funny quote

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

When I cross a one way road, I still look both sides... ....

When I cross a one way road, I still look both sides... . . Just in case there are any women driving..

Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a...

Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward: Your ringtone being, "I Will Survive"

After I came out of a friend's birthday party, I had to...

After I came out of a friend's birthday party, I had to cover my mom while she took a piss behind the car cause she couldn't hold it and couldn't move. I would have died if someone saw.

Love reading secrets

My secret is that i just love reading secrets posted by other folks! :-)

5 Secret Videos!

5 Secret Videos five of the Sketchtober videos

If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go...

If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I’d go to the hospital because that sounds serious.

8 Secret Confessions Of American College Students

Secret sharing app Whisper is giving us some insight into America's top party schools! Here's part 2 of what's really going on behind college doors.

Do these secrets surprise you? What are some secrets about your college campus? Let us know in the comments!

My mom thinks I'm a virgin

My mom was teen mom and thinks I've never had sex but the truth is I have! And I don't mind lying to her every now and then so she doesn't hate me!

30 Disturbing Things Found on Google Maps

From hovering UFOs, to naked men in trunks, to proof of the existence of angels, we count 30 weird, creepy and downright disturbing things picked up by Google lenses

Friends who can't Keep Secrets

ProTip: When someone tells you a secret and they follow the secret with, "Don't tell anybody..." do yourself a favor and DON'T tell anybody!

boyfriend and husband

I recently told my husband that I wanted to divorce and now that we're looking into getting a divorce. I have met somebody new however the ex-husband still wants to do things with me sexually where I don't want to. however I do have this feeling, this need, this want for my boyfriend to come inside of me than me come home to the ex-husband and have him eat my pussy clean not knowing that I had just fucked my boyfriend and he is tasting him come.

Starkit's Prophcy

I recently read the notoriously terrible Warriors fanfiction Starkit's Prophcy, and by the end I was honestly more interested in what was going on with the author than with Stargleam/Gleamstar/Satrglaem.

This isn't a super interesting secret/confession thing, but I felt like putting this somewhere, even if most people won't get the joke.

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Secrets Your College RA Will Never Tell You

These are real confessions from real college RAs, courtesy of the secret-sharing app Whisper. Find out what these RAs have been up to behind closed doors.

What do you think of these RA's secrets? Would you send your secrets to Whisper? Let us know in the comments!

6 Mischievous Tricks & Pranks - for April Fools

So you want to cause a little mischief, do you? Here are 6 super easy tricks to get you started.

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