Funny secrets, jokes and status messages

Q. What is the difference between the words...

Q. What is the difference between the words Incomplete and Finished?

A. A man without a wife is incomplete. After getting one, he's finished.

When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me” you...

When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me” you are supposed to turn around and say : “I sure hope not !”

I parked my Car in front of the board which said FINE FOR...

I parked my Car in front of the board which said FINE FOR PARKING, I said, Ok... Fine!

Sex with another Girl

I'm a 15 year old girl and I had sex with another 15 year old girl, aka my girlfriend. She my ex now but still.......I'm a f+cked up little Grudge b-tch

Top 10 Hilarious Movie Deaths

Top 10 Hilarious Movie Deaths

Coolest Hotel Room Secrets - Tricks For A Smart Traveller

Here are some super hotel tricks that every traveller should know about. They sound crazy but are so simple you will wonder why you hadn’t thought of them before. Many travellers, especially those on a long business trip find themselves in hotels for long stretches of time. Eating meals at restaurants or ordering room service day after day becomes quite a bore. Sometimes you crave nothing more than a simple home-cooked meal. With these amazingly creative hotel tricks, you’ll be able to cook yourself a healthy meal using a tea-maker and iron, appliances that are readily available in most hotels.

Hole in the wall.

So my sister and I were wrestling and I by mistake elbowed the wall and made a huge hole, so we covered it up with a poster. My parents still haven't found out. But they will sooner or later I guess.

Secret Girl Language


It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

My relationship with my wife is like Tom and Jerry

My relationship with my wife is like Tom and Jerry, we argue and disagree all the time, but we still can't live without each other! :-;

No more crisis next week

There should not be a crisis tomorrow. I'm already busy!

30 Disturbing Things Found on Google Maps

From hovering UFOs, to naked men in trunks, to proof of the existence of angels, we count 30 weird, creepy and downright disturbing things picked up by Google lenses

Pretending to be a girl in chatrooms

I go into chat rooms and a girl pretending to be warm while I'm really a guy. Excuse me I do not have Cam. I talk dirty and all the time I'm laughing at how pathetic other person is.

Forgot to wear knickers

Today I went to school but forgot to wear knickers

A neighborhood kid knocked on the door today. "I'm...

A neighborhood kid knocked on the door today. "I'm collecting for the local swimming pool." So I gave him a couple buckets of water."

Friends - Funny Secrets

Funny bits and scenes about the gang revealing each other's secrets!
I am still looking for missing scenes that contain these funny bits

The Secret of All Viral Videos

The Secret of All Viral Videos. See how this powerful invention, Virool, is changing the world.

Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce....

Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce. Nelson Mandela got a fucking divorce! Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a South African prison—got beaten and tortured every day for 27 years and did it with no fucking problem. Made to do hard labor in hundred degree South African heat for 27 years and did it with no problem. He got out of jail after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said, ‘I can’t take this shit no more!’

If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go...

If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I’d go to the hospital because that sounds serious.

Three couples are at dinner together. One husband...

Three couples are at dinner together.  One husband says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Sugar."   The second husband, not to be outdone, says to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey."  The third husband, noting the evil glare from his wife, sighs and says, "Pass the tea, Bag."

Girls Try Cosmo Flirting Tips On Real Guys

Girls Try Cosmo Flirting Tips On Real Guys

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